44 replies on “You just cannot time even worse than Melvin Cash”
How is this company not bankrupt yet?
I want to know who the retard is driving the Lone Pine Capital short bus. Impressive
They should hire fish.
Inverse Melvin Capital is going to be the play of the century.
One of the greatest investors of his generation 
In the words of Robert Schneider – eat a dick yo
Gabe Plotkin is one of the finest investors of his generation.
Melvin, without capital
In Q4 2021, TWTR was worth anywhere from $43 to $65, whereas the buyout is at $54.20
Maybe Warren Icahn know why ?
Cue the confused Plop-kin face
what if elon bought twitter just because melvin is short?!
Is there a way to short Melvin Capital?
Maybe you think I’m callous but I honestly can’t feel sympathy for Melvin Capital.
They’ve tried to screw so many people out of their money and they bet on destroying a company for their own profit.
Can they just die already?!
Jim Cramer probably out there rage tweeting about how wrong you are.
Sorry… for not feeling sorry!
Theres tom fuckery afoot…
Throwing spanner on HF with another $420…. He is going to clean up so many HF that we can expect Margin call soon…
Bullish. 🚀💰🚀💰🚀💰🚀💰🚀
Man, if I had my $ with Melvin Capital, I would be with be withdrawing my $ as fast as possible. Yikes! You talk about dumb money.
RIP
What about lone pine capital llc they look like they timed pretty bad tbh
At this point they must be facing withdrawals probably not just Twitter they had to sell.
Did you look up what TWTR’s price was in the 3 months prior to 12/31/2021? How do you have access to a Bloomberg terminal?
Neeeext
They truly belong here.
How they still manage investor money baffles me.
They should post their loss porn here
I swear they must be trying to do it at this point. Even I am not that wrong.
Goldfish > WSB > Beanie Baby investors > Melvin
*Cathie Wood voice*
Hold my juice box!
It’s almost as if everyone (HFs and retail) is inversing his trades lol
Apes buying in at over 300 attempting to dunk on people who will see more money in a day than they will in their entire lives
Too goddamn funny
is this Bloomberg Terminal？
Melvin Lowercase.
Someone check on lone pine
Fidelity sure owns a bunch.
Hold my beer.
Papa elon helping us
100% of wsb users have outperformed Melvin
what is wrong with these people ?!? every time
Yes you can you could be Lone Pine investments
*Cathie Wood has entered the chat*
LOL.
Look at the reporting date, 12/31. At EOY TWTR was trading at like $43, so they’re down ~$3/sh right now from that filing if they still have. If they opened that anytime in 2022, they’re still up considerably
44 replies on “You just cannot time even worse than Melvin Cash”
How is this company not bankrupt yet?
I want to know who the retard is driving the Lone Pine Capital short bus. Impressive
They should hire fish.
Inverse Melvin Capital is going to be the play of the century.
One of the greatest investors of his generation 
In the words of Robert Schneider – eat a dick yo
Gabe Plotkin is one of the finest investors of his generation.
Melvin, without capital
In Q4 2021, TWTR was worth anywhere from $43 to $65, whereas the buyout is at $54.20
Maybe Warren Icahn know why ?
Cue the confused Plop-kin face
what if elon bought twitter just because melvin is short?!
Is there a way to short Melvin Capital?
Maybe you think I’m callous but I honestly can’t feel sympathy for Melvin Capital.
They’ve tried to screw so many people out of their money and they bet on destroying a company for their own profit.
Can they just die already?!
Jim Cramer probably out there rage tweeting about how wrong you are.
Sorry… for not feeling sorry!
Theres tom fuckery afoot…
Throwing spanner on HF with another $420…. He is going to clean up so many HF that we can expect Margin call soon…
Bullish. 🚀💰🚀💰🚀💰🚀💰🚀
Man, if I had my $ with Melvin Capital, I would be with be withdrawing my $ as fast as possible. Yikes! You talk about dumb money.
RIP
What about lone pine capital llc they look like they timed pretty bad tbh
At this point they must be facing withdrawals probably not just Twitter they had to sell.
Did you look up what TWTR’s price was in the 3 months prior to 12/31/2021? How do you have access to a Bloomberg terminal?
Neeeext
They truly belong here.
How they still manage investor money baffles me.
They should post their loss porn here
I swear they must be trying to do it at this point. Even I am not that wrong.
Goldfish > WSB > Beanie Baby investors > Melvin
*Cathie Wood voice*
Hold my juice box!
It’s almost as if everyone (HFs and retail) is inversing his trades lol
Apes buying in at over 300 attempting to dunk on people who will see more money in a day than they will in their entire lives
Too goddamn funny
is this Bloomberg Terminal？
Melvin Lowercase.
Someone check on lone pine
Fidelity sure owns a bunch.
Hold my beer.
Papa elon helping us
100% of wsb users have outperformed Melvin
what is wrong with these people ?!? every time
Yes you can you could be Lone Pine investments
*Cathie Wood has entered the chat*
LOL.
Look at the reporting date, 12/31. At EOY TWTR was trading at like $43, so they’re down ~$3/sh right now from that filing if they still have. If they opened that anytime in 2022, they’re still up considerably