Turns out investing is kinda challenging when the free dollars faucet is turned off
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Turns out investing is kinda difficult when the cost-free cash faucet is turned off
Turns out investing is kinda challenging when the free dollars faucet is turned off
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Thankfully I had all of my life savings in TJX calls
We still have 11 minutes, it can all go green on the day.
Soft landing isn’t working huh
JPOW is the worst financial advisor I’ve ever had 
HOW COULD RUSSIA DO THIS TO US??
Put city
Pain.
Soft landing will experience some whiplash please understand
What’s that little green one? Did Cramer talk shit about it?
Rrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Stock market is red
Chips were blue but now they’re red too
The economy is fucked
So gay bears are out
Quick! Put all my money on the green ones. If they can be green in red market, then that means they are always going to go up. Infinite money glitch irl.
Insert Warren Buffets quote, when the water goes out you see who’s swimming naked,
Shorting that lone wolf – TJX
That’s bloody red and I’m color blind
I guess if you just shorted any stock there you would have made money, it’s reverse bull market!
Is hibernation over? I got so many gay dreams to actualize
Imaging buying puts on TJX, I’m an idiot
Looks like I’m picking up extra shifts at my Wendy’s dumpster this weekend.
Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered.
Puts in Boots.
Free money faucet will get turned back on when pension funds can’t pay out.
Faucet borrowed from the future. We are in the future now, and have to pay the debt from the past.
The entire market essentially rises and falls based on fed policy now (in general). We are in a centrally planned economy
Lol who is that cute lil green fella?
Bought the dip on three of the biggest red squares last week 🤡
A bit of good news…
BEAR STEARNS IS FINE…
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Good job TJmax. You win
I just need one more hit from that money printer and I’ll be clean I swear.
Tj max are you fucking kidding me
The free money faucet is still on red is the new green.
Good thing i’m all in TJX right now
Investing? What’s difficult about it? This is a dream come true for investors.
This is transitory, no need to panic.
If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Powell, you’re not going to make it with anyone anyhow
J-Pow 2021 “Fuck your puts”
J-Pow 2022 “Fuck your calls”
All i see is shorting opportunity everywhere 🤑🤑🤑
Unless you’re shorting?
I’ve just stopped checking my account, so they’re truly unrealized losses.
Faucet is still there’s it’s just hot water