This ancient shark is actually older than the United States of America itself.
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This ancient shark is actually older than the United States of America itself.
This ancient shark is actually older than the United States of America itself.
29 replies on “This ancient shark is actually older than the United States of America itself.”
What’s those worms coming out of its eyes?
Looks like he’s seen better days.
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Belgian beer breweries and some houses on my street are older than the US
He needs some lotion.
OK, he is older, bu is he happier?
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I think this shark has jurisdiction over the supreme court. Maritime law plus life time appointments gives it the edge!
It didn’t accumulate any debt and it’s still alive.
Making it the perfect candidate for America’s presidency
He’s seen some shit.
So he did nothing about slavery? Fuck that guy.
imagine the knowledge held by this shark
Grand ma shark dudu du doo du doo
The US is only 247 years old. There are buildings in the US that are older than the US. There should be tomes of things that are older than the US.
The shark has undoubtedly witnessed some crap.
People: “let’s eat it.”
Thank God it’s not somewhere easily accessible by a lot of people
He doesn’t look a day over Delaware
Why is the USA being used as a yard stick here? 🤣
Grandpa shark dooo doo dee doo
Let’s make it a Senator!
Ok but does it have nuclear submarines?
It looks like the Prince Philip of sharks
Okay so: you get to have the longest lifespan out of all vertebrates, over 400 years, but you go blind. Also it’s not normal blind you get worms permanently biting your eyes. But the worms glow. Do you accept?
The amount of people talking about how it isn’t impressive because they have an old church nearby them is insane lol we’re talking about a vertebrate animal, not a church. ~250 is an absurdly long time for a vertebrate to be alive
The Feinstein shark
The number of people in this thread saying “bUt UsA yOuNg” is seriously concerning.
Imagine being triggered by an animal fact. 🙄
It’s like a better looking Mitch McConell