Well, considering the side with 8 trillion bullets doesn’t know how to use them and will be waiting for JFK to raise from the grave to lead them… I think it is pretty obvious which side would win.
Uh Florida and Ohio would like a word with whoever made this.
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Right do they might have 8 trillion bullets but their army is full of inbred kids so it evens out
The abundance of “they don’t know which bathroom to use/which gender they are” etc etc is just so silly – we know, you just don’t like the answer
imagine if the states literally rose up from the earth and assembled into giant humanoids that literally fought each other
One side is full of dumbasses, and the other side is also full of dumbasses but progressive dumbasses
The north has: Industry, The Capitol, Most of the population, we don’t have texas, we have all the industry, we have the better economy. It would go the way of the civil war, the north wins.
Edit: when I say the north I mean the equivalent to the union.
One side has some of the brightest engineers and scientists the world has ever seen, the other one drinks bleach to cure a virus they think is fake.
I’d love for them to be this dumb again, Sherman wasn’t finished.
Confederates we’re probably saying that before they got their asses handed to them.
I really just said fuck you at my phone
Solved the bathroom problem. I just shit myself.
Thank you for doing your part in keeping ppl fighting each other while the elite slowly kill us all.🙄
Red wouldn’t even survive without the tax money from blue💀
Not sure why we live in a society that is so prude they can’t piss in a urinal while a female pees in a stall. Lmao
One half of one side accounts for 75% of the country’s GDP…
As someone who owns 8 trillion bullets *and* doesn’t know which bathroom to use, which side do I take?
If you broke states down purely by population without districts most states are blue. It’s why gerrymandering is a provable problem. Elections should be 100% vote for vote. Not 1 vote in montana outweighing 73 in California.
Idk the blue states have a fuckin whip arm I think they’re gonna win
Why tf do Americans do shit like this?
They always assume “libs” don’t have guns.
This guy should take a good hard look at how Ukraine is handing Russia its ass and ask himself how he thinks his Proud Boy losers would do after about ten minutes of trying to take Chicago 😂
Does this guy not get that he is describing terror attacks on Americans? When the perpetrators are hauled before a judge are they going to defend murder with Fox News sound bites?
Imagine flexing about having made public restrooms a political issue in response to a problem that doesn’t exist.
We actually tried this one time. It’s called the civil war. Didn’t go well for the side with “8 trillion bullets.”
Daily reminder that trans people actually DO know which bathroom to use, they just have to choose between getting beat up if they don’t use it or accused of sexual assault if they do (I use these two examples because statistically, it is most often trans women who face these issues, though I acknowledge that trans men also face discrimination that shouldn’t be ignored)
blue states make all the money. good luck putting food in your insurgents’ bellies with no cash or supply chain.
we do know which bathroom to use? we’re just not allowed to.
You can have bullets, but you need a brain to properly operate a gun.
Jokes on the red side, I live there and don’t know what bathroom to use either 😎
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why is florida blue tho?
They needed a knee
Cool, I get to be the fist!
American politics are wild
whichever side has florida wins cause its florida
Rhode Island is his pp
Well, considering the side with 8 trillion bullets doesn’t know how to use them and will be waiting for JFK to raise from the grave to lead them… I think it is pretty obvious which side would win.
Uh Florida and Ohio would like a word with whoever made this.
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Right do they might have 8 trillion bullets but their army is full of inbred kids so it evens out
The abundance of “they don’t know which bathroom to use/which gender they are” etc etc is just so silly – we know, you just don’t like the answer
imagine if the states literally rose up from the earth and assembled into giant humanoids that literally fought each other
One side is full of dumbasses, and the other side is also full of dumbasses but progressive dumbasses
The north has: Industry, The Capitol, Most of the population, we don’t have texas, we have all the industry, we have the better economy. It would go the way of the civil war, the north wins.
Edit: when I say the north I mean the equivalent to the union.
One side has some of the brightest engineers and scientists the world has ever seen, the other one drinks bleach to cure a virus they think is fake.
I’d love for them to be this dumb again, Sherman wasn’t finished.
Confederates we’re probably saying that before they got their asses handed to them.
I really just said fuck you at my phone
Solved the bathroom problem. I just shit myself.
Thank you for doing your part in keeping ppl fighting each other while the elite slowly kill us all.🙄
Red wouldn’t even survive without the tax money from blue💀
Not sure why we live in a society that is so prude they can’t piss in a urinal while a female pees in a stall. Lmao
One half of one side accounts for 75% of the country’s GDP…
As someone who owns 8 trillion bullets *and* doesn’t know which bathroom to use, which side do I take?
If you broke states down purely by population without districts most states are blue. It’s why gerrymandering is a provable problem. Elections should be 100% vote for vote. Not 1 vote in montana outweighing 73 in California.
Idk the blue states have a fuckin whip arm I think they’re gonna win
Why tf do Americans do shit like this?
They always assume “libs” don’t have guns.
This guy should take a good hard look at how Ukraine is handing Russia its ass and ask himself how he thinks his Proud Boy losers would do after about ten minutes of trying to take Chicago 😂
Does this guy not get that he is describing terror attacks on Americans? When the perpetrators are hauled before a judge are they going to defend murder with Fox News sound bites?
Imagine flexing about having made public restrooms a political issue in response to a problem that doesn’t exist.
We actually tried this one time. It’s called the civil war. Didn’t go well for the side with “8 trillion bullets.”
Daily reminder that trans people actually DO know which bathroom to use, they just have to choose between getting beat up if they don’t use it or accused of sexual assault if they do (I use these two examples because statistically, it is most often trans women who face these issues, though I acknowledge that trans men also face discrimination that shouldn’t be ignored)
blue states make all the money. good luck putting food in your insurgents’ bellies with no cash or supply chain.
we do know which bathroom to use? we’re just not allowed to.
You can have bullets, but you need a brain to properly operate a gun.
Jokes on the red side, I live there and don’t know what bathroom to use either 😎