A little OT but me and a friend went to a Pantera/White Zombie concert years ago and I had some really tight shorts on and my friends pants were a little baggier. Well we wanted to sneak my dugout in to the show so she stuffed it down her pants. Well the security guy that patted her down asked what it was and she said it was her penis and the dude just waived her through. I don’t see how you could confuse it but I guess he was just so stunned he didn’t even think about it.
30 replies on “That is his squirt gun.”
That’s his secret weapon
The officer likes it soft lmao
Cop probably jealous lol
“… and it’s loaded.”
Fffuuuq
bro that’s a hog
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“Congratulations” is the only acceptable response.
This doesn’t get old lol
Now I gotta shoot you
Coping a feel I see 👀
I just choked on my food lol. The cops reaction 🤣. Hes not sleeping tonight
give it a little squeeze and say “how do you do”
Got a free hand job
“Got anything sharp”
“Just my wits”
Dude has a piece on him!
“That’s where it squirts”
You’re being arrested, why are your hard?
The OG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP8QPnBK0vQ
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
It never gets old and I love how he doesn’t react in the slightest when dude starts pinching it.
Nah he’s looking at whoever’s recording him thinking I’m so screwed. I’ll be hearing about this the rest of my life.
“This is democracy manifest…”
I can just imagine this guy, sitting in a jail cell, telling the tale to his incarcerated audience, of how he got a handy from a cop.
So people really do wrap it around the leg. Huh, learn something new everyday.
This is excellent in r/watchpeopledieinside
Lmfao the other officers reaction.
he could have played dumb and got a full hand job.
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This! This right here. What is it?
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I don’t know what you’re talking about.
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This, motherfucker. yank yank
Here’s the full video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj-Rp0vx9gs the cop actually goes in for another grab.
Dudes like “rub it for a few more seconds”
A little OT but me and a friend went to a Pantera/White Zombie concert years ago and I had some really tight shorts on and my friends pants were a little baggier. Well we wanted to sneak my dugout in to the show so she stuffed it down her pants. Well the security guy that patted her down asked what it was and she said it was her penis and the dude just waived her through. I don’t see how you could confuse it but I guess he was just so stunned he didn’t even think about it.