Squirrel Girl: The Origin Story^TM[of Marvel Comics]
I am a furry and this is animal cruelty. you can hate me for being one but just understand MOST of us are not creepy zoos
What I wouldn’t give to be that squirrel
For the record: we don’t do this
Thanks, I hate this too
bruh
I am a furry, I disapprove
This just isn’t funny
Fucking r/comedycemetery type shit
I wish I was a squirrel..
Okay but what about cat boys?
The X-ray is gonna look crazy
There’s more…
This is something that a Q I know would post lmao. Maximum Overcringe OP.
r/anarchychess when bishop
How many thought *i wish i was squirell*
Imagine her selling ice cream… forbidden McFurry
I tried to figuer it out for a minute, and the best I came up with is the girl shows the squirel a nut, the squirel eats it, then the girl grabs the squirel and eats it gaining a Mario power up of a tail and ears.
I hate the bestiality aspect of “furryism”.
…is there a hidden “loss” meme in those four panels, or am I over thinking it?
That’s enough Internet for today
she didnt shove it up her arse she chopped it’s tail off and used super grow formula and then glued it to herself!!!
that isnt a furry, a furry is a person that likes anthropomorphic animals, please educate yourself 🥰
edit: typo
The adventure of lemmiwinks starte
At first I was like, oh furry. Ok.
Then I was like… where did she put the tail?
Then I realized … oh. The squirrel is the tail
Thank you for joining me on this journey of discovery
how many margarita’s is this one?
S-I-M-A, squirrels in my ass!
Don’t knock it till you try it. Shoving a squirrel up your butt is one of the hottest experiences you can have, it feels amazing. Just got to remember to pull it out for air once in a while, unless you’re gassy and can feed it air that way while it’s still inserted.
This is very cursed
This is the rite of passage for all ̶o̶f̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ furries
Eventually…
Quickest way to have your insides viciously eaten away. That squirrel would chew through her ass just to get out lol
I recently had a really bizarre dream. I basically had an old cartoony double barrel shotgun and I was running around my old childhood neighborhood and I was shooting the gun at my neighbors but the gun didn’t have bullets. Everybody who was shot basically grew a random animal tail from their butt.
Are you sure it’s up the ass?
But that’s not furry…
Yes please
Consume your evolutionary cousins to gain their powers, this is the furry way
u/AyundaRisu
dont give them ideas
IIRC, according to a chart i saw (randomly like this post), this level isn’t considered furry. Won’t comment more than this as i don’t want to remember more about that chart
Did she make the tail grow bigger? Or was that the biggest squirrel ever?
Fucking anal bored a squirrel, that squirrel would be EATING it’s way out like a xenomorph
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Smart. That way the tail still wiggles.
Thanks, I hate conservative propaganda
Where is the rest of this comic?
Squirrel Girl: The Origin Story^TM[of Marvel Comics]
I am a furry and this is animal cruelty. you can hate me for being one but just understand MOST of us are not creepy zoos
What I wouldn’t give to be that squirrel
For the record: we don’t do this
Thanks, I hate this too
bruh
I am a furry, I disapprove
This just isn’t funny
Fucking r/comedycemetery type shit
I wish I was a squirrel..
Okay but what about cat boys?
The X-ray is gonna look crazy
There’s more…
This is something that a Q I know would post lmao. Maximum Overcringe OP.
r/anarchychess when bishop
How many thought *i wish i was squirell*
Imagine her selling ice cream… forbidden McFurry
I tried to figuer it out for a minute, and the best I came up with is the girl shows the squirel a nut, the squirel eats it, then the girl grabs the squirel and eats it gaining a Mario power up of a tail and ears.
I hate the bestiality aspect of “furryism”.
…is there a hidden “loss” meme in those four panels, or am I over thinking it?
That’s enough Internet for today
she didnt shove it up her arse she chopped it’s tail off and used super grow formula and then glued it to herself!!!
I have no idea what is happening here.
The untold origin story of Squirrel Girl
[EVERYONE should see the rest of the comic](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl4dVvTOgTA/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==), the beginning is tame.
that isnt a furry, a furry is a person that likes anthropomorphic animals, please educate yourself 🥰
edit: typo
The adventure of lemmiwinks starte
At first I was like, oh furry. Ok.
Then I was like… where did she put the tail?
Then I realized … oh. The squirrel is the tail
Thank you for joining me on this journey of discovery
how many margarita’s is this one?
S-I-M-A, squirrels in my ass!
Don’t knock it till you try it. Shoving a squirrel up your butt is one of the hottest experiences you can have, it feels amazing. Just got to remember to pull it out for air once in a while, unless you’re gassy and can feed it air that way while it’s still inserted.
This is very cursed
This is the rite of passage for all ̶o̶f̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ furries
Eventually…
Quickest way to have your insides viciously eaten away. That squirrel would chew through her ass just to get out lol
I recently had a really bizarre dream. I basically had an old cartoony double barrel shotgun and I was running around my old childhood neighborhood and I was shooting the gun at my neighbors but the gun didn’t have bullets. Everybody who was shot basically grew a random animal tail from their butt.
Are you sure it’s up the ass?
But that’s not furry…
Yes please
Consume your evolutionary cousins to gain their powers, this is the furry way
u/AyundaRisu
dont give them ideas
IIRC, according to a chart i saw (randomly like this post), this level isn’t considered furry. Won’t comment more than this as i don’t want to remember more about that chart
Did she make the tail grow bigger? Or was that the biggest squirrel ever?
Fucking anal bored a squirrel, that squirrel would be EATING it’s way out like a xenomorph
🖕😊🔫
yes…..SKIN THE PEOPLE. SKIN THEM ALLL