Steven Seagal obtained 60 lbs . for his purpose in “deal to eliminate”. nobody questioned him to.
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Steven Seagal obtained 60 lbs . for his job in “deal to destroy”. no one asked him to.
Steven Seagal obtained 60 lbs . for his purpose in “deal to eliminate”. nobody questioned him to.
36 replies on “Steven Seagal obtained 60 lbs . for his job in “deal to destroy”. no one asked him to.”
it must all be in that hair on his face
Coincidentally, that’s also the budget for that movie
Isn’t that the movie about the guy who’s going insane trying to cancel his cable subscription?
Fun fact: 60% of the budget went towards the dye used to keep Segal’s hair black.
Goddamn he looks badass. I bet he does a lot of cool sitting in that movie
My man’s now fighting for Putin
It helps me absorb the recoil
idk how this clown ever became an action star. Worst choreographic fights I have ever seen. Akido is worthless too
[Fat shamuing isn’t cool](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwtxySIrSQc)
I just checked the movie’s IMDB page, and its Metascore is… 3. Three! How can you even get it that low?!
This is stolen from r/stevenseagalfacts
Just get Gene LeBell in to choke him out again, he’ll lose a few pounds easy enough.
What’s he killing a baconater?
I just caught a few minutes of some video on Seagal.
Some guy was fawning over him and they were talking and Steven was saying something like “we are very careful what we teach people” in terms of how dangerous his techniques were.
I haven’t literally snorted like that in a long time.
What a complete tool and fraud this guy is.
r/thedollop
Must have been high budget no doo rag
60 is also the amount of money the movie made
Which movie did he put his doll hair into action?
He also glued the hair of the dog he killed on top of his head and around his mouth after dyeing it black with car paint.
Nobody asked for that either.
Ahh, what a fantastic train wreck of a human being. Can’t wait for Putin to send him to Ukraine.
This guys movies goes straight to VHS still.
I heard that Steven Seagal is the consequence of some producer’s stupid bet. He believed that it took no talent to be an action star and said “I bet I can turn anyone into an action star, like, for example, that guy”. And then he did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4
He put on the weight for a role. No particular role, he just thought that they could use a big fat guy
More like a “Contract to Eat”.
Contract to Feed
I highly recommend listening to the behind the bastards podcast episodes on Stevie. Dude is a real piece of poop.
A podcast called The Dollop is currently doing a 3 part episode on him. This guy is such a piece of work.
The podcast ‘The Dollop’ is about to drop part 3 of its Steven Seagal biography, and man is it crazy!
The Dollop (a popular American History Comedy podcast) are doing a series on Steven Seagal’s life, it’s insane: [https://allthingscomedy.com/podcast/the-dollop/526—steven-seagal—part-1](https://allthingscomedy.com/podcast/the-dollop/526—steven-seagal—part-1)
I’m talking mob connections, a web of lies, sexual harassment out the wazoo, pretend martial arts,…
That’s nothing compared to the girls he groped. They also didn’t ask for it.
Contract to be a Russian sympathizer
I just realized, he’s the real life, unlikeable version of Mac
I bet there’s like 10 cumtown links in this comment section.
“I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.” – Steven Seagal
Still waiting for Seagal to do a tank movie. Could sit for the whole thing. Cue love scene whilst still sitting in the turret.
Or just his head green-screened on.