This confirms it. We’re literally living out the plot to the matrix
Wasn’t it futurama that did this?
Isn’t pollution doing that already? I mean, that’s what *I* heard. And wouldn’t the ensuing cold be just as bad if not worse?
Now, where was that dimmer switch again? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All we need is a really big parasol, and few million women to prop it up on their collective shoulders and spin it around.
We just need to put a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then. That will solve the problem once and for all.
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well that’s a completely moronic statement.
I see snowpiercer in our future. Anybody got a spare train they can start retrofitting now and where can I buy a ticket
It’s one of those things that the scientists keep warning about but no one wants to believe them so they have to go to plan B
The movie Don’t look up is great.
Isn’t this the beginning of Highlander 2?
Nuke the Sun!
We’re gonna slap a giant pair of sunglasses on it like a kindergarten drawing 😎
How in the fuck are we going to dim a massive ball of fire 109 times larger than the earth.
I didn’t realize pollution is caused by capitalism. I guess communist nations such as China just managed to make all their factories pollution free.
We need regulation, which nearly all economists recognize is necessary in any economic system.
Sounds like what we did in the movie The Matrix to keep the AI from getting its power from the sun. That went swimmingly for them.
This seems like a situation where scientists are like “we have been telling yall for decades this shit is coming. And you didn’t listen. So it has come to this.”
Communism is the only ideology so far that drained a whole sea dry. Capitalism is flawed, but stop pinning every single issue on it.
shut up about the sun SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN
What if we take bikini bottom and PUSH it somewhere else??
Wait we are still blaming capitalism?
We need some astrophage from Project Hail Mary.
Whats capatlism got to do with it?
The word capitalism has officially lost all meaning
For the idiots out there, there are many non-capitalistic countries out there polluting just as much. It’s not about capitalism, but rather proper regulation and accounting for the true costs for that widget you so desire.
Nerd moment: in 1815 when Mt Tambora erupted, it launched ash into the atmosphere causing global cooling. Google “the year without summer”. Not saying this is a good way to stop climate change, but it was a similar effect that happened naturally
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Did CNN eat the onion?
*clasps fingers*
Excellent
This confirms it. We’re literally living out the plot to the matrix
Wasn’t it futurama that did this?
Isn’t pollution doing that already? I mean, that’s what *I* heard. And wouldn’t the ensuing cold be just as bad if not worse?
Now, where was that dimmer switch again? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All we need is a really big parasol, and few million women to prop it up on their collective shoulders and spin it around.
We just need to put a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then. That will solve the problem once and for all.
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well that’s a completely moronic statement.
I see snowpiercer in our future. Anybody got a spare train they can start retrofitting now and where can I buy a ticket
It’s one of those things that the scientists keep warning about but no one wants to believe them so they have to go to plan B
The movie Don’t look up is great.
Isn’t this the beginning of Highlander 2?
Nuke the Sun!
We’re gonna slap a giant pair of sunglasses on it like a kindergarten drawing 😎
How in the fuck are we going to dim a massive ball of fire 109 times larger than the earth.
I didn’t realize pollution is caused by capitalism. I guess communist nations such as China just managed to make all their factories pollution free.
We need regulation, which nearly all economists recognize is necessary in any economic system.
Sounds like what we did in the movie The Matrix to keep the AI from getting its power from the sun. That went swimmingly for them.
This seems like a situation where scientists are like “we have been telling yall for decades this shit is coming. And you didn’t listen. So it has come to this.”
Communism is the only ideology so far that drained a whole sea dry. Capitalism is flawed, but stop pinning every single issue on it.
shut up about the sun SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN
What if we take bikini bottom and PUSH it somewhere else??
Wait we are still blaming capitalism?
We need some astrophage from Project Hail Mary.
Whats capatlism got to do with it?
The word capitalism has officially lost all meaning
For the idiots out there, there are many non-capitalistic countries out there polluting just as much. It’s not about capitalism, but rather proper regulation and accounting for the true costs for that widget you so desire.
Nerd moment: in 1815 when Mt Tambora erupted, it launched ash into the atmosphere causing global cooling. Google “the year without summer”. Not saying this is a good way to stop climate change, but it was a similar effect that happened naturally
But capitalism🤓
For anyone that actually Gives AF about knowing the background on this: https://gizmodo.com/no-scientists-didn-t-just-suggest-we-dim-the-sun-to-1830663461
I swear every subreddit is liberal/anti-capitalist
Everything I don’t like is from capitalism
I’m sure eternal dusk won’t have any impact on global depression rates.
Give me a break.
Did the impact of less cars on the roads during Covid have any measurable
Impact on global warming
Turns out It was just an Asian guy saying he wanted Dim Sum and the CNN reporter got excited thinking it was a story worth writing about.
If we launch all of congress into the sun will that help dim it?