Now this is a the way to close a store
Now this is a the way to close a store
by u/davidwallacecto in MadeMeSmile
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Now this is a the way to close a store
Now this is a the way to close a store
Now this is a the way to close a store
by u/davidwallacecto in MadeMeSmile
36 replies on “Now this is a the way to close a store”
Well done Liam!!
After that music while closing the store, I would hope if I showed up when they first opened, that they would roll out the red carpet for me.
Brilliant!!!
Give that kid a raise.
Excellent. Now I see: it really is the Americans, who have the accent.
I’d come back the next day at 8am and hope for the same level of greeting!
Could we make this universal across all stores? I’m tired of the ones that speed yell for me to leave.
The proper way indeed good man
Perfection! Finally someone nailed it!
10 minutes later, he played “Closing Time” by Semisonic.
Love this. On the other end of the spectrum, Worked at an independent record store in the late 90s and we would let the customers know it was time to leave by putting on the System of a Down self titled debut at full blast. Usually most people were out by the time “Know” finished, so less than 5 min.
😁👍
love people who do stuff like this😂🤣😂😂👏👏👏👏
Closing announcements were the best part of retail. I lived for that shit. It was fun to put a good twist on it.
One time we made sure the store was empty before (jokingly) telling a staff member to leave because they were pulling unpaid overtime (too loyal)
The rolled r’s when he said “reopen”… Euphoric
Least nerdy cvs manager
I was hoping he was gonna hit them with a “so get the fuck out”
That’s how it’s done!
Damn that’s some style. 👏👏👏
I love this!!!!!
That was pretty epic
Good morrow, good morrow!
Give that guy raise. He deserves it
Y’all are missing the most important part, this guy is working at KMart where is this functioning KMart?
They let me close Canadian Tire once.
I played semisonic
Doubled down by singing along to the chorus at the part where it goes.
“You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.”
This man does not get paid enough.
I’d be waltzing to the register line Lo
I like the cut of his jib
Lil mabu before starting his rap career
F’in love it!
I wish to shop at this establishment.
Id play Baby Shark on loop to force everyone out.
A future radio host / podcast enthusiast
I want to shop there. I want to reward that kid for being cool.
“Good morrow” actually means “good morning,” so it shouldn’t be used at the end of the day as he’s using it here.
Good morrow is good morning