Man beats officers with baton then steals their car
Man beats officers with baton then steals their car
by u/LovableJackassv4 in facepalm
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Man beats officers with baton then steals their car
Man beats officers with baton then steals their car
Man beats officers with baton then steals their car
by u/LovableJackassv4 in facepalm
30 replies on “Man beats officers with baton then steals their car”
I see London, I see France, what I don’t see is that man’s underpants.
Jerry, don’t do it
He took a crack at stealing that car and succeeded.
Well, that was a cheeky move.
Is this the new Jerry Springer show.
Never fight a bare-assed man….
They’ll have to steam clean that car seat.
Respect to that one person just standing there and recording. Great camera work! They captured everything!
Jerry leaving skid marks in more ways than one.
He’s the sherif now. I don’t make the rules.
Who’s filming this?
Dear Jerry,
Sincerely,
A Fugitive Wizard.
Context[ for anyone curious](https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/dec/13/transcripts-detail-911-calls-chase-2018/)
How does the female officer go from having a clear opening to having his back to being on her back being bludgeoned within half a second?
Title should be “Man beats officer with baton, gives everyone a good look at his ass, then steals their car”
That lady cop couldn’t have been more useless
He’s the police now.
I’ve done the is many times in GTA. It’s not all that uncommon. Not sure why people are shocked.
Look at me, I’m the cop now.
Funny. Most cops are so incompetent.
Why police agencies continue to let their officers turn into lardasses and not uphold a stringent physical fitness test is beyond me. You can’t be fighting crime if you can’t even get yourself off the ground.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Or pants.
Jerry…. you’re gonna get in trouble, Jerry…. they’re gonna hurt you, Jerry…. pull up your pants, Jerry… tuck in your shirt, Jerry… put down the baton, Jerry… rebuckle your belt, Jerry….remind me where the stash is! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Don’t start the car Jerry! Jerry…don’t put the car in drive! Jerry don’t drive away! Jerry!!!
Find it suspicious that they didn’t shoot
Jerry was a police car driver.
What the officers didn’t know was that earlier that day, Jerry had run all out of f**ks.
A round of applause for the female officer for not using any of her training or her equipment. Everyone in this video looks like they’re drunk.
The concluding scene of the police officer chasing the car is absolutely comical.
The male officer ~~running~~ trotting after the car as he drives off
😂😂😂
Edit: forgot the 2nd ~