Forgive my innocent & ignorant mind, can someone explain the joke to me. I don’t quite get it 🙁
Still trying to figure out why the bartender has his dick out
Very old joke
That bartender must be hung like a walrus
I’m just wondering how he stayed hard enough to get “Wendy” tatted onto his dick.
I saw this joke coming from the length of that guys penis
Bartender’s definitely a grower
lol
Joke is like 70 years old
More of a hol up if the wife answered
The joke is supposed to take place at one of those trough urinals so that way it’s not weird to look at each other’s dick
Man’s a grower not a shower
This was the first x-rated joke I learned as a kid in the 80s.. an oldie but a goodie
Anyone else have a voice in their head with a shitty Jamaican accent for the last bit?
The version I heard in Middle School in 1982 was the guy gets drunk at his bachelor party and gets his soon to be brides name “Wendy” on his penis but when it was soft it just showed the W and Y. So he’s on his honeymoon in Jamaica and is in the resort restroom peeing when he looks over and sees a large Jamaican man who also has WY tattooed on his penis and nods at the Jamaican and asks if his wife’s name is Wendy also. The Jamaican then says “Nah Mon, mine says Welcome to jamaica, ave a nice day.”
You have got to be kidding. I was telling this joke over 35 years ago.
No
This joke is so old it takes ED pills.
Ohh man I remember that joke from 1995 good pull
What’s the font size, though?
my brain read that in Jamaican accent lol
I also have my wife’s name tattooed on my penis her name is Wy.
This is some boomer humour energy.
I heard this joke 30 years ago.
idk what’s expected about an old and racist joke who’s entire punchline only makes sense if you think anti-Black racial stereotypes are hilarious…
Sometimes judging people help them from doing dumb shit like this. Regret is a real thing. This is a whole mess lol
The Jamaican accent is one of the few accents you can read.
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I don’t get…ooooOOOOOo
Omg I heard this joke in the 80s. I feel seen.
Forgive my innocent & ignorant mind, can someone explain the joke to me. I don’t quite get it 🙁
Still trying to figure out why the bartender has his dick out
Very old joke
That bartender must be hung like a walrus
I’m just wondering how he stayed hard enough to get “Wendy” tatted onto his dick.
I saw this joke coming from the length of that guys penis
Bartender’s definitely a grower
lol
Joke is like 70 years old
More of a hol up if the wife answered
The joke is supposed to take place at one of those trough urinals so that way it’s not weird to look at each other’s dick
Man’s a grower not a shower
This was the first x-rated joke I learned as a kid in the 80s.. an oldie but a goodie
Anyone else have a voice in their head with a shitty Jamaican accent for the last bit?
The version I heard in Middle School in 1982 was the guy gets drunk at his bachelor party and gets his soon to be brides name “Wendy” on his penis but when it was soft it just showed the W and Y. So he’s on his honeymoon in Jamaica and is in the resort restroom peeing when he looks over and sees a large Jamaican man who also has WY tattooed on his penis and nods at the Jamaican and asks if his wife’s name is Wendy also. The Jamaican then says “Nah Mon, mine says Welcome to jamaica, ave a nice day.”
You have got to be kidding. I was telling this joke over 35 years ago.
No
This joke is so old it takes ED pills.
Ohh man I remember that joke from 1995 good pull
What’s the font size, though?
my brain read that in Jamaican accent lol
I also have my wife’s name tattooed on my penis her name is Wy.
This is some boomer humour energy.
I heard this joke 30 years ago.
idk what’s expected about an old and racist joke who’s entire punchline only makes sense if you think anti-Black racial stereotypes are hilarious…
Sometimes judging people help them from doing dumb shit like this. Regret is a real thing. This is a whole mess lol
The Jamaican accent is one of the few accents you can read.
Why is this in r/holup? It’s a joke.
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This took me too long to understand
Big penis haha funni