Brah I’m not addicted I just spend my rent money on weed and smoke it several times a day because I want to.
Bro there’s literally no negative side effects to weed, it just costs half my paycheck, destroys my memory, attention span, and motivation, and gives me chronic anxiety. it’s impossible to get addicted Bro it’s a natural plant that we bred to be 100x stronger.
you’re probably smoking sus shit if weed doesn’t make you calm Bro gotta get india not saliva. the real drug is coffee man you should watch Joe Rogan. alcohol is poison anyways im gonna go take dabs and drive around.
Alcoholics when you tell them they’re addicted: ‘yeah I know 🗿’
Yeah I’m addicted to it, also video games.
I’m not addicted to weed bro, I save that for crack
I usually respond by taking a toke and saying “aye”
Cigarette addicts when you tell them they are going to die before they are 30:
“Yes, I know”.
I only smoke every couple of hours bro to keep the high going throughout the whole year bro, I can’t even remember what it’s like to be sober bro but I’m not addicted I swear bro. I bet you drink alcohol sometimes bro that’s really bad for you bro, smoking weed is way healthier for you bro that’s why I do it everyday bro
You can 100% get addicted but it is still the most effective sleep aid I have ever used.
Yeah so? It’s my life choices. Now excuse me while I snort crack off my bathroom tiles.
I’m addicted to the fat cock of capitalism.
The weeds a coping mechanism.
> Guys, chill out
What do you think the goal is?
I’m addicted to not perceiving the reality we’ve built ourselves
Im addicted
As someone who has never done weed, is it really that bad? I have anxiety and depression among other things and have heard some people say it can help a lot with like anxiety but um maybe not exactly depression because it’s not very motivating.
Nah I am so addicted it’s kind of sad
“You’re addicted to weed”
Yeah, probably, who cares bro.
I had a roommate like this. The exact same situation, but in person. He wouldn’t shut up😂😂😂
Look, I know im the socially acceptable type of junkie
Chad Nicotine smokers when you tell them they’re addicted:
Lmao yeah, no shit.
Nah bro I ain’t addicted I just suck a dozen dicks a day to buy some, could be worse
Most addicts act that way when you confront them before they’ve realized their addiction on their own. Not just pot heads lol
I just say “yeah”
Yeah, it’s a psychological need to be high. I can go a day or two without but I get increasingly more stressed the longer I stay sober.
“marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. You ever suck dick for marijuana?”.
– *Bob Saget*
I’m addicted to making cynical sarcastic comments on Reddit to cope with my empty soul
We all pick our vices … who cares
Nope, I’m addicted, I’ll admit it. It’s not good, but I can own up to it.
I’ll take shit that never happens for $500, Alex.
iT’s JuSt A pLaNt
Na it’s not like that tho
Oh no, i’m addicted to getting to sleep all night.
Me: Yeah, so what?
They say they’re not addicted while spending hundreds a month on it, NEEDING to smoke before every meal and needing to smoke before any event.
Anything can be addictive, it’s important to check behaviours and adjust as needed.
Did anyone else try to read it?
I’m as addicted as I want to beeee!!! and its great!
I’m getting a masters degree, it’s part of the program lol
Everyone in this thread needs to grow up, and do meth, like an adult.
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Brah I’m not addicted I just spend my rent money on weed and smoke it several times a day because I want to.
Bro there’s literally no negative side effects to weed, it just costs half my paycheck, destroys my memory, attention span, and motivation, and gives me chronic anxiety. it’s impossible to get addicted Bro it’s a natural plant that we bred to be 100x stronger.
you’re probably smoking sus shit if weed doesn’t make you calm Bro gotta get india not saliva. the real drug is coffee man you should watch Joe Rogan. alcohol is poison anyways im gonna go take dabs and drive around.
Alcoholics when you tell them they’re addicted: ‘yeah I know 🗿’
Yeah I’m addicted to it, also video games.
I’m not addicted to weed bro, I save that for crack
I usually respond by taking a toke and saying “aye”
Cigarette addicts when you tell them they are going to die before they are 30:
“Yes, I know”.
I only smoke every couple of hours bro to keep the high going throughout the whole year bro, I can’t even remember what it’s like to be sober bro but I’m not addicted I swear bro. I bet you drink alcohol sometimes bro that’s really bad for you bro, smoking weed is way healthier for you bro that’s why I do it everyday bro
You can 100% get addicted but it is still the most effective sleep aid I have ever used.
Yeah so? It’s my life choices. Now excuse me while I snort crack off my bathroom tiles.
I’m addicted to the fat cock of capitalism.
The weeds a coping mechanism.
> Guys, chill out
What do you think the goal is?
I’m addicted to not perceiving the reality we’ve built ourselves
Im addicted
As someone who has never done weed, is it really that bad? I have anxiety and depression among other things and have heard some people say it can help a lot with like anxiety but um maybe not exactly depression because it’s not very motivating.
Nah I am so addicted it’s kind of sad
“You’re addicted to weed”
Yeah, probably, who cares bro.
I had a roommate like this. The exact same situation, but in person. He wouldn’t shut up😂😂😂
Look, I know im the socially acceptable type of junkie
Chad Nicotine smokers when you tell them they’re addicted:
Lmao yeah, no shit.
Nah bro I ain’t addicted I just suck a dozen dicks a day to buy some, could be worse
Most addicts act that way when you confront them before they’ve realized their addiction on their own. Not just pot heads lol
I just say “yeah”
Yeah, it’s a psychological need to be high. I can go a day or two without but I get increasingly more stressed the longer I stay sober.
“marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. You ever suck dick for marijuana?”.
– *Bob Saget*
I’m addicted to making cynical sarcastic comments on Reddit to cope with my empty soul
We all pick our vices … who cares
Nope, I’m addicted, I’ll admit it. It’s not good, but I can own up to it.
I’ll take shit that never happens for $500, Alex.
iT’s JuSt A pLaNt
Na it’s not like that tho
Oh no, i’m addicted to getting to sleep all night.
Me: Yeah, so what?
They say they’re not addicted while spending hundreds a month on it, NEEDING to smoke before every meal and needing to smoke before any event.
Anything can be addictive, it’s important to check behaviours and adjust as needed.
Did anyone else try to read it?
I’m as addicted as I want to beeee!!! and its great!
I’m getting a masters degree, it’s part of the program lol
Everyone in this thread needs to grow up, and do meth, like an adult.
As a weed smoker, i am addicted.