Categories News Guy places crab to slumber employing a method Post author By wednesdaygift_kclq8m Post date May 15, 2022 32 Comments on Guy places crab to slumber employing a method Male puts crab to slumber employing a method https://reddit.com/r/Unpredicted/responses/uq2pf5/gentleman_places_crab_to_slumber_employing_a_method/ View Reddit by BorderDispute – Watch Supply ← Sadhguru’s Particular Diwali Reward → Cat Christmas Stocking – Cats and Kittens 32 replies on “Guy places crab to slumber employing a method” so the guy just gave the crab a handjob Crab Battle! Hold on lemme just molest the food before we eat I usually fall asleep after doing that too… A happy ending before the ending of happiness Bet he smelled his fingers after he was done masturbating that crab. ![gif](giphy|3oeSAOKnRwhKWpAJWg) I wonder how specifics of laws or rules in general work for this kind of video. For example, I can easily imagine a buffalo counterpart of this video to be severely banned whereas this crab video is acceptable. Are policies biased towards mamals vs crustaceans? LOL I hope that when I am being prepped to be consumed by a greater being that this is how they will put me to sleep beforehand. That’s one way to catch crabs and I don’t want to get graphic… He said oouh Now you know how Spongebob gets a pay rise What does he do with the female crabs? So he fcks the crab to death? Masturcrustacean. I just watched a crab come and a guy jack him off. Ah crab. “Does y’all food need ejaculating before you ate it? That’s what I do. That’s what I’m good at.” Ah, crab porn. Thank you, Internet. This should become a new military tactic for war. Wank your enemy and they will roll over and become your friend. Did he just rub that crabs clit? Friends help friends rub one out. That crab has a true friend right there. If this is a male crab as he said, does that make you gay? No homo This isn’t why his wife taught him this technique. Red rocket! Red rocket! ![gif](giphy|YPo9x9bmhj2PBNP9WF) ![gif](giphy|9Jv9PktcE7sv6) Did he just jerk off that crab without asking for consent? Lol that’s a sex crime against an animal Things to do today 1st coffee 2nd check out reddit ![gif](giphy|zXeX29w6jxjAk) ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABS??? “I am a trained professional” Where do you get a “professional” title for this? Who gives that out? What zoology Master’s program is there for crustacean molestation? I love this man. He sure know what happens when you go “ugh” Study the circulatory system of this species, and you’ll understand that simply turning them upside down causes their circatory system to stop functioning. It has nothing to do with rubbing their belly. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.