Bro you’re telling me that their skin isn’t like smooth and dry af all the time?
Apparently its both, so everyone is right.
>Dance poles may have two different modes, spinning and static. In the spinning mode, the pole uses ball bearings to spin. This mode can be used to complete more experienced pole moves, make moves easier to complete, and add a more dramatic effect to the move.
No lie , this is something that atleast 80% of the people wont know about
You guys mom also didn’t tell you?
Pole dancer (hobby) here; it depends. Some spins you do on static poles, but it’s usually like one or two rounds before the dancer makes it on the floor, eg. Fireman, chair, spiral. Some spins can send you flying across the room if you were to try them on a spinning pole if your grip isn’t strong enough.
Still requires a ton of strength. pole dancers got crazy muscle
You just ruined my adulthood.
wait how do fireman poles work
Killshot
Or you know, you don’t really care either way because why would you?
Does he need some Aloe Vera?
There’s fixed and spinning poles not all poles spin
Wait Santa fake?
Suckers, my mom told me all about her job when I was 10
I mean… It wouldn’t physically be possible
^(I don’t know no strippers, this is news to me.)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My presumed difficulty level for poll dancers just went way down, and it was already way down so..
When I first found out, I was more like “Wow… well that makes sense, I guess”
I was never told santa existed in the first place, and i grew up with a stripper pole in my home, so i dont get to experience either realization
When I danced back in the 80’ poles were fixed we just greased our hands with coco butter and our inner thighs with Mobile 10w20 motor oil.
Most are stationary and and a lot of clubs don’t have them any more due to liability. Was an Ex manager and dj
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Bruh, I had no idea. I feel lied to.

Bro you’re telling me that their skin isn’t like smooth and dry af all the time?
Apparently its both, so everyone is right.
>Dance poles may have two different modes, spinning and static. In the spinning mode, the pole uses ball bearings to spin. This mode can be used to complete more experienced pole moves, make moves easier to complete, and add a more dramatic effect to the move.
No lie , this is something that atleast 80% of the people wont know about
You guys mom also didn’t tell you?
Pole dancer (hobby) here; it depends. Some spins you do on static poles, but it’s usually like one or two rounds before the dancer makes it on the floor, eg. Fireman, chair, spiral. Some spins can send you flying across the room if you were to try them on a spinning pole if your grip isn’t strong enough.
Still requires a ton of strength. pole dancers got crazy muscle
You just ruined my adulthood.
wait how do fireman poles work
Killshot
Or you know, you don’t really care either way because why would you?
Does he need some Aloe Vera?
There’s fixed and spinning poles not all poles spin
Wait Santa fake?
Suckers, my mom told me all about her job when I was 10
I mean… It wouldn’t physically be possible
^(I don’t know no strippers, this is news to me.)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My presumed difficulty level for poll dancers just went way down, and it was already way down so..
When I first found out, I was more like “Wow… well that makes sense, I guess”
I was never told santa existed in the first place, and i grew up with a stripper pole in my home, so i dont get to experience either realization
When I danced back in the 80’ poles were fixed we just greased our hands with coco butter and our inner thighs with Mobile 10w20 motor oil.
Most are stationary and and a lot of clubs don’t have them any more due to liability. Was an Ex manager and dj
What?!
Um…
Only some do that.