“This is it: I’ve made it to the pinnacle of catdom. I’ve ascended to a place few have ever gone, I’ve seen things few have ever seen.
And for that I pay the ultimate price.
Was it worth it? Should I have abandoned this seemingly foolish dream so long ago when the thought first entered my little kitty brain? Where would I be now if I had never aspired to greatness? What would I be? Who would I be?
I said it then and I’ll say it now: My entire life has lead up to this moment and…
I. Regret. **Nothing**.”
But how?
In all fairness, the mat does say “jump”
r/thisismylifemeow
As my father used to say, “I don’t want the cheese anymore, I just want out of the trap!”
Give them nothing, but take from them everything!
Poor baby
This reminds me of Dan Cummins standup about Nigel, the poor little ant he trapped in a tub of sugar. The worst part was when he released the little guy back into his colony, and they could smell the sweet sugar, but Nigel had brought none home to share.
How did he get in there
“I pooped in my food and I am so confused.”
MFer lookin like Scrooge McDuck in there
And he already had plenty…
A purrhic victory
Dry catfood is one of my least favorite smells in the world, this would be my personal hell.
Is the top not open?
This is almost certainly a she. Calicos are 99% female because there is no Calico gene and their colouring is the result of a collision of an orange/white gene with a black/white gene. Being that colour is on the X chromosome, Calicos are either XX (female) or XXY males (very rare).
Have all the cat kibble you can imagine… but… you shit where you eat
So… is this cat… food?
cat food != food cat
There’s a lesson in here about life, lol
I uses to roll the dice.
Feel the fear in my enemies eyes.
How did that happen
pls stop feeding ur cats nothing but dry cornbread cereal with meat dust and allow them some wheatgrass to snack on and actual meat to nom on. also cats love mayo & olive oil which really helps ther coat shine & feel comfy 🤗
Kitty good.
The jug doesn’t have a top, guys.
Scrooge McDuck status
Scrooge McCat.
My cat would definitely take this deal.
It’s the episode of courage the cowardly dog where Eustace gets his dead brothers haunted money box and gets sealed inside and has infinite money. Then he suddenly asks where am I going to spend it cuz he’s sealed inside and only courage had the key
This reminds me of that episode of Malcolm in the middle where Dewey puts his hamster in the rolling ball filled with food and abandons it.
We can all learn from him
King Meowdas 😎
r/thisismylifemeow
Change name to Smaug
thought this was r/antiwork for sec
That food is going to be stale af.
Is it ok
He looks fairly content
Lol poor little thing
*My reaction*
Oh my god how did he manage to crawl up in there?? How are they gonna get him out are they gonna have to- oh the top comes off
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“This is it: I’ve made it to the pinnacle of catdom. I’ve ascended to a place few have ever gone, I’ve seen things few have ever seen.
And for that I pay the ultimate price.
Was it worth it? Should I have abandoned this seemingly foolish dream so long ago when the thought first entered my little kitty brain? Where would I be now if I had never aspired to greatness? What would I be? Who would I be?
I said it then and I’ll say it now: My entire life has lead up to this moment and…
I. Regret. **Nothing**.”
But how?
In all fairness, the mat does say “jump”
r/thisismylifemeow
As my father used to say, “I don’t want the cheese anymore, I just want out of the trap!”
Give them nothing, but take from them everything!
Poor baby
This reminds me of Dan Cummins standup about Nigel, the poor little ant he trapped in a tub of sugar. The worst part was when he released the little guy back into his colony, and they could smell the sweet sugar, but Nigel had brought none home to share.
How did he get in there
“I pooped in my food and I am so confused.”
MFer lookin like Scrooge McDuck in there
And he already had plenty…
A purrhic victory
Dry catfood is one of my least favorite smells in the world, this would be my personal hell.
Is the top not open?
This is almost certainly a she. Calicos are 99% female because there is no Calico gene and their colouring is the result of a collision of an orange/white gene with a black/white gene. Being that colour is on the X chromosome, Calicos are either XX (female) or XXY males (very rare).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calico_cat#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DBecause_the_genetic_determination_of%2Cto_the_paternal_X_chromosome.?wprov=sfla1
Baby girl was hungry. Lol
The Devil’s offer:
Have all the cat kibble you can imagine… but… you shit where you eat
So… is this cat… food?
cat food != food cat
There’s a lesson in here about life, lol
I uses to roll the dice.
Feel the fear in my enemies eyes.
How did that happen
pls stop feeding ur cats nothing but dry cornbread cereal with meat dust and allow them some wheatgrass to snack on and actual meat to nom on. also cats love mayo & olive oil which really helps ther coat shine & feel comfy 🤗
Kitty good.
The jug doesn’t have a top, guys.
Scrooge McDuck status
Scrooge McCat.
My cat would definitely take this deal.
It’s the episode of courage the cowardly dog where Eustace gets his dead brothers haunted money box and gets sealed inside and has infinite money. Then he suddenly asks where am I going to spend it cuz he’s sealed inside and only courage had the key
This reminds me of that episode of Malcolm in the middle where Dewey puts his hamster in the rolling ball filled with food and abandons it.
We can all learn from him
King Meowdas 😎
r/thisismylifemeow
Change name to Smaug
thought this was r/antiwork for sec
That food is going to be stale af.
Is it ok
He looks fairly content
Lol poor little thing
*My reaction*
Oh my god how did he manage to crawl up in there?? How are they gonna get him out are they gonna have to- oh the top comes off